“Some politicians make a big deal about he fact that we don’t know for certain that doubling the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is producing the global warming. But I think they’ve got the wrong handle on where the burden of proof should be. If we’re doubling the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere within a century, that is such a tremendous impact on the balance of energy within the oceans and the atmosphere, that I think the burden of proof should be on the people who think that that’s nothing to worry about to prove it rather than on the people who think it is something to worry about.” – Steven Weinberg, Nobel Prize in Physics (in Nobelity)

“You spend your whole career concocting a brilliant scheme to wipe out all of mankind, and what happens?” Dr. Raygun continued. “They bring about a major global catastrophe completely on their own, those fools!” – The Onion